hebner

being ugly in high school doesnt last forever but the trauma of being ugly in high school SURE DOES !

a-queer-seminarian:
i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group:
“All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”
another time a classmate went:
“Pardon me, ma’am — uh, sir, uh….esteemed one”
and, my absolute fave:
“Hey ladies! — and gentleThem”
i love these moments both because they’re humorous and because they show how hard these folks are trying! it’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!
It’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!

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hrefnatheravenqueen:

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

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keithsweatshop:

my kink is avoiding a popular song, riding out it’s popularity & over-saturation & then enjoying it during it’s decline

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princessnijireiki:

dredsina:
Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed
#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

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hardslimebouquet:

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

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bummass:

continue-5-4-3-2-1:
beesplosion:
falaimaukegi:
geekandmisandry:
A woman working at an OB/GYN office, who was a breast cancer survivor, asked Dr. Barry W. King to look at a lesion on her vagina
The woman was concerned her cancer returned so she turned to King for help
King examined her, and afterwards told her to have her husband look at it later
Once home she used the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper was purple
She recognized the purple as gentian violet, which is a dye used to treat different medical conditions but thought it wasn’t used anymore
When she went back to work, King acted giddy and confessed he pranked her
She realized King also told several other people she worked with about the ‘joke’
She said in court she believes he was hoping she had sex with her husband and that it would dye his penis purple as part of the prank
King took a plea deal, pleading guilty to harassment and got to keep his license
lowkey cis men should not be ob/gyn’s. too many men are fucking trash like this dude.
Just another reason to never see a cis man for ob/gyn services
At what point do you think you are comfortable enough with someone to dye their vagina as a prank?
AND he told other ppl about it? Broke doctor/patient confidentiality laws?

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hotcommunist:

woman holstering knife in her garter
monkey brain: that’s unsafe and if she squats down or climbs it’ll stab her
galaxy lesbian brain: hurrrghhhhhhfkddk woman knife hot

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laugh-addict:

the best moment in cinematic history

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asloversdrown:

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